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30 Demotivational Poster

INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes

TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.

892 -

TAGS: at 4 30 in the afternoon
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by theyuk

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2015, 11:42 pm
This one's going in my 'favorites'. 5L
spacedog - November 7, 2015, 2:46 pm



TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by majin.manuel

Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.

JOHN FRUM HAS RETURNED - You believe in your religon I'll believe in mine

TAGS: cargo cult c130 religon
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by alohadude2

ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:56 am
Look it up people.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:53 am
Oh yeah, you get FIVE.!
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:52 am
An obscure reference. I love it!!!!!!!

DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130

TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by M11Marauder

KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The photo is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


SPARTA! - This is it.

TAGS: sparta 300
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by greginyourmouth

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Forgot "Blasphemy"
lawldude - November 1, 2008, 10:19 am

LIKE FATHER - Like son

AIRBORNE - The REAL reason we jump out of "perfectly" good airplanes...

TAGS: c 130 crash airborne the real reason jump out of air planes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rick17126

sickartist - June 2, 2010, 6:25 am
5 All The Way L's
rick17126 - June 2, 2010, 3:06 am
Night time landings suck at times. Luckily none were killed though they did have some serious injuries.
Viper - June 2, 2010, 2:55 am
That sucks!
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2010, 12:21 am
I've seen other photos of this. The pilot was apparently directed to land on a runway that had a section removed for repair

ANOTHER MILESTONE - To Mr.M...THE MODS...and the FORUM...thank you Can you please help me get a life?

TAGS: 3000
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

rerun - March 11, 2010, 6:20 am

we could, but do you know how sore our fingers would be if we had to reject 3000 posters? Sorry, you must say and create more.
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:37 am
Oh, I forgot to say....CONGRATULATIONS To You SIR. Now get back to working on the next 3000 !! LOL
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:35 am
....and what's wrong with the one you've got now ?? Aren't you satisfied with all those Asian Hotties ??
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Life is a matter of perspective. It would seem your perspective is skewed. ;)
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
You can have a life after the next 3,000.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
It is in our best interest to do everything in our power to prevent you from having a life. And, we have succeeded. 3000L's

THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!

TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death

Well……that didn’t take long -

TAGS: 500 posters in 730 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - September 24, 2014, 8:18 am
Thanx guys
MissPriss - September 23, 2014, 10:22 pm
Love it!
Greybeard - September 23, 2014, 2:49 am
Haha. 5LMAO/Fav'd


RULE .303 -

TAGS: rule 303 breaker morant smle
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by duxrus

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:26 pm
I'll drink to that.


TAGS: car epic fail crash 30 speed grass ditch funny kirk saywell techtoad
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Kirk Saywell

fallenone121 - March 22, 2011, 1:05 am
Sliding off a dry straight road sideways takes skill...like the asians that cross four lanes of traffic without a turn signal use. At 30 mph it was probably some kid trying to brag about their 1337 drifting skillz.

30 MINUTE GUARANTEE - If we don't arrive in 30 minutes, we won't bother because you probably started without us.


TAGS: daughter will not date until she s 30
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:37 pm
Ah OK then. Probably not him. He said he's going to beauty school.
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:34 pm
Probably not; this one never made claims of going to school. ;)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:32 pm
OMG! Hippie on the couch! I love it! Wait, it's not my brother is it? Damnit! He said he was going back to school! :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
Seriously! I have a hippie on my couch at this very moment. (He's cool, though. LoL)
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:29 pm
*her* not *them*
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah, how do I make them be distrustful of wierd guys on the street when my friends are much wierder? "Don't trust the guy in the van with the candy" But Uncle Dave in the Pinto is fine?
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:24 pm
I'm in the same boat. :/ Everyone is their new friend! Not good...
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:22 pm
And know her, she'd go right up to him and hug him. She hugs everyone. It's cute now, but I have GOT to find a way to make her not want to but not fear everyone too. I have my work cut out for me. :)
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 12:09 pm
Since they're 2 and 3, hopefully I've got awhile before I get to worry about where they've been... :S Oh, gawd, Damien just saw the picture. "Lookit that girl! It's a baby!" LoL At least he got it right.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 12:04 pm
Ha! Ok, awesome! Thanks!
thatonechick - December 15, 2009, 11:56 am
Jake, if she ever brings one of my sons home, you have permission to use any and all scare tactics. XD
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:35 am
My avatar Porcelina? Thaks, it's a tatoo design I want to get but my wife says she doesn't want me to get a tattoo that will "stare" at her.
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:33 am
And besides, if she brings home girls, at least I will have fodder for my video collection! Oh god I'm sorry, that was bad!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:32 am
Oh God, I know I'm going to hate her teen years!
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
Your avatar is so badass
Airman - December 15, 2009, 11:29 am
speaking from experience, wait till she's 16 and looks at you like you are the single biggest idiot on earth.
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 11:27 am
And they're softer, too...
Porcelina - December 15, 2009, 11:24 am
Not sure, every girlfriend I've ever had was nuts, or a slut... or both. girls and boys are equally fucked up, it's just that girls are typically more fun
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 11:13 am
I wouldn't mind a bit. Girls aren't as mentally damaged as boys...for the most part
Narutarded - December 15, 2009, 10:24 am
Don't worry, Jake. I can tell by the look in her eye she won't be bringing BOYS home.;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:16 am
that's one of his claims to fame
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 10:14 am
*BOOM* Dammit! I was loaded with buckshot. I should have loaded something that scattered more. LD's quick, I'll give him that!
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 9:53 am
ROR!! I hope you run in a zig zag serpentine motion LD!
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 9:38 am
Oh she's thinking about them alright...you can tell when she has her pacifier in her mouth and she gets that glazed look in her eyes...hey, HEY! Put the gun down Jake - I was just joking dammit!!! *runs*

ANIME - Where Leonidas and Xerxes will be friends forever.

TAGS: 300 anime leonidas xerxes
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by yon

Lieon22 - August 16, 2008, 9:16 pm
I dont want to nitpick but thats manga...anime is actual animation...
Captain Douchebag - August 6, 2008, 1:01 am
Well..That shatters reality for me..
M4 - August 6, 2008, 12:22 am
How "de-motivating".....

PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.

Mitsubishi 3000gt -

TAGS: mechanic 3000gt mitsubishi
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by montecarloman

Bolverk3778 - November 6, 2013, 3:28 pm
With the 3000GT you'll need to be a programmer before a mechanic!!

Arcane -


TAGS: greed is good dec30 cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

LordKraven - December 30, 2010, 9:02 am
I dig your message there

AC-130 SPECTRE - When "F--- YOU!" Just doesn't cut it

THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again

TAGS: top hats make everything fun oct 30 challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?

MADNESS - Persian name of Sparta

DHALSIM - Yoga Fire!

TAGS: street fighter fighter street 300 xerxes dhalsim dhalsam
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Sean

Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 10:53 pm
By the way,YaFR, not to add insult to injury but...Its "you're."
Duh - September 28, 2009, 10:45 pm
Do any websearch moron, its DhalsiM, yah thats an M for Moron
your a fucking retard - June 21, 2009, 3:50 pm
It is DhalsiN and N not a M. Fucking retards.

THIS IS SATA!!!!!!!!!! - 300 hundred drives

TAGS: 300 movie
Rating: 2.01/5
jdawb - January 10, 2013, 3:25 pm
Heh, sata is evil... just add the "n"
JimmyBoy - August 14, 2009, 9:11 pm
I'm going to print this out and put in on my wall at work. Right next to my Einstein picture.
lolman - March 25, 2009, 5:47 pm
omg your fucking geek. Im a computer nerd, but to bother to do that... yeah your a fuckn geek. sad, very sad.


GET SOME - Ready to help insurgents meet Allah.

TAGS: war c 130 gunship women
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by timebomb

agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:41 pm
She looks German, I liked it. No offense, baby.
Sean - October 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Harsh aggiford. I mean ... that M-17 Fully Automatic C-37, XK190, Xk190 Hupppp! Gatlin Gun doesn't do a thing for her eyes. Some dames just don't know how to accesorize.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:31 pm

AN AWKWARD MOMENT - You stick in me anything spear-like and this movie will end VERY differently

TAGS: 300
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by wampyre


TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


TAGS: c130 flares
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

WE SHALL OVERCOME - We shall overcome

TAGS: never trust anyone over 30
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

440wakeup - September 29, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah like how "Fight for your right too PARTY" is considered a protest song
CoolioIndeed - September 29, 2010, 12:24 pm
Looks like Wolverine has let himself go.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:15 pm
Behind The Funny, Lies A Deep Meaning. 5ls


TAGS: c130 hercules
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

frixxxx - January 12, 2010, 12:44 pm
Breaker, Breaker 19, what's your 10 36.....5L Airman
boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 4:54 am
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 10:56 am
Jumping is way more fun than a burger run! Time to put your knees in the breeze!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 10:47 am
And here I thought they were just going out on a burger run.
Airman - November 24, 2009, 10:38 am
you're right LD. This was taken at Nellis AFB in Nevada. They were staging a mobility air forces exercise, and flew in 400 soldiers from NC for airdrops. This was taken last week
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:40 am
Airborne Mass-Tac!
Ed-Hyde - November 24, 2009, 7:07 am
Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Never seen so many Hercs together. What was the occasion?


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?

300 - Bringing inspiration since 2006

TAGS: 300 sparta
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Taek

motinet - November 7, 2010, 4:04 pm

I wonder how many people have taken this exact same picture to date?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! - it's more like a combination of halo, madness and greece

TAGS: 300 sparta
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by anton kalinin

Derek - January 25, 2010, 5:28 am
You're quite right Anton, but here we thrive on deluding ourselves much of the time, so don't expect many lions - except from me!


TAGS: welders hat from the 30s
Rating: 2.14/5
Seb - December 12, 2008, 6:47 pm
That is pretty original & badass, well done.
todesengel - September 18, 2008, 1:34 am
I saw rocketman once...
Badasswelder - June 30, 2008, 12:20 pm
Brilliant! About time something original was uploaded.

I no longer care for normality -

TAGS: retirement in under 300 days
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - June 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
sure - rub it in... I'm still dealing with needy kids
Reality Lord - June 26, 2014, 4:49 pm

"it is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
chickenlittle - June 26, 2014, 3:44 pm
love it, had to fav this one!


TAGS: 1930s radio guy marks
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 7:04 pm
My Goodness, Airman, you're really showing your age (and mine!) if you can rap that stchick!!! 5 Crystal Ballrooms.
Greeny - April 25, 2011, 6:47 pm
haha - what did you have for breakfast?



TAGS: 300th poster cubby is god
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
Grats RL! keep it up
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 9:46 pm
Congrates....for 300

THIS IS SPARTA! - Kind of sucky isn't it

TAGS: sparta 300
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by looney

forseti - September 22, 2010, 9:42 am
nice own goal, evanpap :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2010, 8:50 am
I guess wherever you're from they don't understand sarcasm.....
evanpap - September 22, 2010, 8:32 am
this is the REAL SPARTA in Greece you nerds!!!!....don't you now anything about history???...americans......
LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 8:43 am
I don't see Bubba in his police car...no Carroll O'Connor either...nope, not Mississippi.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 5:59 pm
Which Sparta is this one? The one in Illinois, or the one in Mississippi?
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 1:08 pm
Is the "Pit of Doom" still open? I heard it was over by the McDonalds or something...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 12:03 pm
Awesome! I laughed!

THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.


FAIL - You didn't answer in the form of a question

TAGS: 300 sparta jeopardy fail
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by T-Bone

Is this madness? - June 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
Anarchist - April 26, 2009, 10:31 am
What.... is.... SPARTA???

NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."

COMING SOON... - the McDonald's 30 pounder


THE AUSSIE V8 - Fryin' tyres since 1969

TAGS: rags holden commodore aussie v8 5 litre 304 308
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Rags

Sparepartssamson - August 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
not a ford person? despite the engine having a HSV tag on it? try acctually looking at the picture before commenting brother. ps EVO's for the win!
BoneCD - April 13, 2009, 7:27 pm
Been a Ford man my whole life (other than 2 Audi's, 1 I still have) and damn proud of it!!!
Arrogant Knight - April 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
No one cares about Fords. NO ONE!
V8Muscle - April 13, 2009, 2:50 pm
http://www.fpv.com.au America...your doing it wrong

ORSON WELLES - Wreaking Havoc One Radio Broadcast At a Time

SPARTANS - Make ready your breakfast and eat hearty For tonight we dine in Taco Bell

TAGS: taco bell 300
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Axiom


TAGS: mar 30 headlines good evening to you now let me tell you why it won t be
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bovee - March 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
Truely demotivational. 5L's
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 3:53 pm
Nice! 5L

LENA HORNE - June 30, 1917 - May 9, 2010 Singer, dancer, movie star, civil rights activist... One classy dame...

TAGS: june 30 1917 may 9 2010
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Chef

Cubbybear - May 11, 2010, 12:18 am
Don't know why there's no sun up in the sky....RIP Lena
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 5:34 pm
I've always been a Hornee fan. helps explain the TRO


TAGS: inspiration for the 300 regulars
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MrRandom - October 12, 2009, 9:25 pm
Depends on how corrupt and power hungry the mods become with the ban hammer......
RONSART - October 12, 2009, 9:24 pm
Grunt work?...lol
still - October 12, 2009, 6:19 pm
let a lot of obscure bad poster through mods still need high standards
rerun - October 12, 2009, 5:59 pm

I haven't been chosen to be a Mod, however I can see the truth in this
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 5:21 pm
Nice. 5/5
motifake - October 12, 2009, 5:19 pm

Sooooooooooooooo true, so true

NIGHT (MAN) - I can't fight you, man When you come inside me And pin me down with your strong hands.

TAGS: every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and i try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and i become the night man jan 30 poster assignment
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

shmoe13 - December 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
that is a funny as episode
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm
It is an assigned poster but still....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 9:05 am
5 "Always Sunny" lions!


TAGS: border patrol 300
Rating: 3.46/5

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Murer - December 19, 2009, 7:53 am
You wish...
Jeep - June 5, 2009, 4:31 pm
Ah, ha, ha, ha. And those 12 MILLION illegals got here how?
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
Some of their women from Azteca TV can come over if they want to hang out at the pool.
RON - April 10, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - April 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
The illegals outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any American. This day we rescue a country from invasion and lawlessness and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.
WTFO - April 9, 2009, 11:48 pm
Now that's a policy that should be implemented immediately! Way to go, Ron. 5 Spartan lions.

MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!

AWKWARD - A group of mostly naked men. Building a wall. Of rocks and corpses.

TAGS: 300 men
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Emily

Arrogant Knight - April 27, 2009, 10:22 am
And no bragging about one's sword. "My sword is forged much harder than yours." could provoke breaking of the previous rules.
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 10:10 am
Nothing awkward about it, just remember the rules: no touching and no lingering eye contact.

SPARTA!!!!!!!!! - (that, or he's passing a kidney stone)

GERARD= - Divine.

TAGS: gerard butler opera 300
Rating: 2.27/5

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Gerard - November 26, 2008, 8:27 pm
Why, thank you!


TAGS: spartan foosball 300
Rating: 2.27/5

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Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 6:25 pm
Please for the love of pete. end this crap about 300. It is getting old.


TAGS: obama 300 sparta this is kick
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by Tysunn

Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
Why would he be smiling? That makes no sense to me.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:15 pm
Too bad it will happen later than sooner...
Woodywood03a - September 9, 2009, 1:25 am
This is old

on the brink -



TAGS: poster number 300 greybeards regulars
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:24 pm
welcome to our world!
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:15 pm
A lot of the times designing it to make it look good takes longer than coming up with the text.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:14 pm
Hawa - it depends. Sometimes I find a pic and it just comes to me. Sometimes an Idea comes to me and I just happen to find a suiting pic...Some times I find myself rewording something 5 times lol, or scrapping it.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 7:08 pm
every hint sounds much better with a nice and polite adress. LOL
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
boy you guys really do work on your submissions.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 7:00 pm
Foreskin also check to make sure the bold setting isn't on, that has happened to me a few times and it really fattens up some fonts.
foresti - December 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Right Donka. Next time I'll separate it a little.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 6:50 pm
Its the font, the I is there, it's just making the F look fat...I have that font.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:31 pm
Hey spartan, you are new here so relax. Also foreskin did not spell motifake wrong it is the type of font he choose to use that blended the I into the F.
spartan500 - December 13, 2010, 12:28 pm
epic fail -_- its motifake, not motfake.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:46 am
(disclaimer) I am not a GB. nor am I a god, I just play god with ants for youtube videos
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
I can be a generous god
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:41 am
thank you, god-king monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:37 am
congrats on 300! and 5 impaled Persian or any other type of Timmeh
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
Tonight we dine at.... Hometown Buffet!!!!


Dr. Moreau -

DOES HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF? - Signs point to yes


TAGS: but there are like eight 30 packs at every party i go to and i drink those b tches too
Rating: 4.05/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:56 am
Thanks Trash....I'll call the clinic right away.
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 9:53 am
moooooooooooooooooooooooo+ pm's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
ehhemmmm! Moooo+ proclaims that all American beer is worse than warm piss. I have spoken.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 9:25 am
Oh? Well then I change my mind. Problem solved. LOL
BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:41 am
I'm torn here Veggie...Dr. Bone keeps a fresh 18 pak of Coors Light in the beer frig. All the chicks that the Mrs. brings home for a dip in the hot tub only drink that stuff. So I've been conditioned, like Pavlov's dogs, to Coors Light equals busty gals.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Richards, richards, and ughhhhhhh, more Richards.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:33 am
I'm fighting my inherent loyalty to Budweiser and giving this a five. Great poster.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 12:28 am
A poster so good, I'm opening a Guinness to celebrate it!

TUNNELS - They can ruin the most peaceful moments...

TAGS: 300 tunnels war
Rating: 4.04/5

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Chops - December 31, 2009, 1:15 pm
Thanks for the comments. I agree people who make tunnels should be hacked and their embarrassing pics of them doing things to sheep should be posted on Motifake.
ronsart - December 31, 2009, 12:25 pm
5L...love it...and thanks again to the moderators for doing their best and stopping tunnel trash...would give a hug to all and a vacation trip to Hawaii for thatonchick...hey, I'm a softy for cute women. And Aggy hates Hawaii. NO TUNNELS FOREVER!
Faceplant31 - December 31, 2009, 11:22 am
ROR, this movie might be over used just a little but this one actually made me ROR! Good stuff

MR. RUTH - What do you think of having a higher salary than the President of the U.S.? "I had a better year than Hoover"

TAGS: 1930 quote
Rating: 3.69/5

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300 -

TAGS: 300 bananas
Rating: 3.33/5

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Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
Why would monkeys dine with bananas? In life, they were mortal enemies.


TAGS: today 30th birthday congrats paccy
Rating: 3.3/5

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Jacob - May 22, 2010, 11:58 pm
the pic makes perfect sense
TheBarnShark - May 22, 2010, 8:37 pm
They choose Pac-Man, over The Empire Strikes Back... What has this world become? Perhaps the didn't want to be sued by George.

300 - On ice.

TAGS: 300
Rating: 3.29/5

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CpnKangaroo - April 6, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol, thats my favorite hockey player on my team, tim connoly

JOAN CRAWFORD - A style like no other, piercing eyes, a timeless look, and sex appeal that she knew how to use.

CAUTION - This is Sparta...

TAGS: caution sparta 300
Rating: 1.95/5

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biggy titty - October 5, 2008, 7:14 pm
it would have been funny if you weren't a redundant asshole who had to ruin a good pic

CO-HOST 3000 - Undesputed Master of the Purple Haze!

TAGS: cohost co host 3000 spill spill com let s do this robot
Rating: 1.5/5

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LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:22 pm

Cryptozoology and finances -

Kicker -

TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 rusty bolts nuts
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 31, 2017, 9:12 am
Thanks for the vote(s)
JesusWept - July 31, 2017, 9:11 am
concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:44 am
Very Funny, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - July 31, 2017, 3:58 am
What are they paying you?

A little lubrication, and presto! A king! -

TAGS: july 30th calendar theme wd40 king arthur
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:50 am
When will it stop still another UP yours

Winning Team -

TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 winning team
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:46 am
DITTO. UP yours

Godsend -

TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 god adam
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:48 am
Ditto, Emilio's comment but still an UP yours